Pirate or Ninja!?

         If I had the choice to be a pirate or a ninja for a day, I would choose to be a ninja. The first reason I would rather be a ninja is because ninjas are a lot cleaner and better smelling than pirates, which are dirty, smelly, and obnoxious. It is also a lot more dangerous to be a pirate because pirates are usually wanted criminals. In addition there is also the risk of being taken over by other pirates. Ninjas on the other hand are undercover so they have no enemies except people who just do not like ninjas. Ninjas are a lot more silent and stealthy than pirates and it is never known who is under the ninja's mask. Ninjas assassinate people and are never found out, unless they are a bad ninja. I would be an amazing ninja so I would not have to worry about that.